KNEE KISS (true story)

Importance of Manners Comix

This fat piece of trash was even more gentlemanly to this chick's friend and it is really understandable that she wouldn't be his friend on Facebook either.

Ode to Stinkbat

I know right?

Weeks later I would try to point out a posterior inferior to this one to another friend only to be brushed off, because he was already looking at it.

Birthday Beatdown

After receiving twenty something blows about the head, the bartender said to his small assailant, "you know what ******, You're a good friend." She laughed a shrill laugh.

Two Roads Diverged

I started to draw this comic about my intemperance while indulging in my intemperance. Five and six were drawn temperately.

Tricky Noses

One morning, after maybe three or four hours of sleep, Q Biscuits woke me up repeatedly to beg and borrow my car to drive a girl about ten feet to a bus station (~.7 miles actually) but the point of it is, this girl thinks this comic is funny because I know his body eerily well. I know his body eerily well because he totally pops into my room wearing it just to dish. Cleaning out the closet dog, stop trying to trick me out my sausages ananzi