I know right?

Weeks later I would try to point out a posterior inferior to this one to another friend only to be brushed off, because he was already looking at it.

Birthday Beatdown

After receiving twenty something blows about the head, the bartender said to his small assailant, "you know what ******, You're a good friend." She laughed a shrill laugh.

Two Roads Diverged

I started to draw this comic about my intemperance while indulging in my intemperance. Five and six were drawn temperately.

Tricky Noses

One morning, after maybe three or four hours of sleep, Q Biscuits woke me up repeatedly to beg and borrow my car to drive a girl about ten feet to a bus station (~.7 miles actually) but the point of it is, this girl thinks this comic is funny because I know his body eerily well. I know his body eerily well because he totally pops into my room wearing it just to dish. Cleaning out the closet dog, stop trying to trick me out my sausages ananzi

Pledge Drives Sweet Rides

Presets 1 through 5 from left to right

88.1 WYPR "Your Public Radio Station" Baltimore based NPR affiliate
88.5 WAMU American University based NPR affiliate
88.9 WEAA Morgan State University Radio, NPR affiliate
91.5 WBJC The public radio voice of Baltimore City Community College, Baltimore's only commercial free classical station (Incorrectly written above as 91.7)

92.3 WERQ 92Q My ONLY station in B-More

Addendum: For those who may not have heard it, the song referenced above is a song made only exceptional by its reference to the film "Hook" starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, and two very ugly children. I encourage you to listen to it for about one minute.

A friend will beat your ass and then feed you spaghetti

This story is about one third of The Matrimonials being too drunk to drive from DC to Baltimore, another third knowing it, and two thirds doing what friends do best.

Red Pony Comix

The Day it Rained Lizards

I think creators on this one are, from top to bottom, N Q K M D J T N Q K M T D N Q D N D N D N all based on a story told by The Spain Brothers. The important thing is that Darcey finally started drawing the penis.

Except for panel 7 this all happened

Andy is a fat and orange and white